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More Dreams

2007-08-06T18:56:53Z

Hi, here are two weird dreams. The first one I didn't have last night, I had it quite a while ago.

There was this big amphitheatre, and there were posted all around, advertising an event - are you ready for it? - a Strong Bad/Mickey Mouse/X-Men crossover children's show! Curious, I entered the amphitheatre, to find the event already taking place. Strong Bad was walking across the stage, singing an extended version of the "when email comes to town you know you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser" song... which quite surprised me, as the kiddies were singing along. However, then it was dark, and the X-Men jet soars across the sky! And that's when I woke up. That could've been so cool.

The next dream I will tell you about happened last night. I a church camp doing some mascoting, and then wearing mismatched clothes. Erm, that was a lot shorter. I think that one was more wishful thinking, because I had done some mascoting at Vacation Bible School this year, and it's fun! I did it last year as well.

Ratatouille

2007-06-30T04:16:52Z

I love Pixar films.

Anyone else catch the Bomb Voyage cameo?

Hitchcock Films

2007-06-29T03:45:39Z

Lately I've been getting into watching Alfred Hitchcock films. Wonderful work. So far, I've watched Vertigo, Dial M For Murder, Lifeboat, Strangers on a Train, and North by Northwest.

"I enjoy playing the audience like a piano."

Pirates of the Caribbean 3: PK SORTA KINDA REVIEWS IT!

2007-05-26T06:26:13Z

What, I haven't posted here in a while? Well, this will surely make up for it. Tonight I just finished watching Pirates of the Caribbean 3, and here is my... uh... comments on certain scenes that I found humorous. (Both the comments and the scenes.)

DANGER, WILL ~~ROBINSON~~ TURNER: I AM TRYING TO KEEP MY CLUES TO THE PLOT CRYPTIC BUT YOU WILL PROBABLY REALIZE WHAT THE PLOT IS WITH THE HELP OF THIS

BUT MOST OF MY COMMENTS ARE JUST SILLY

Most of these comments are chronological, but some places they are not. Meh.

On the intro... ah... for a while I thought this was going to be a mafia game from the shots with the hung ropes. There should be a role called "Little Pirate Kid" who sings when he is hung so he annoys the British guys so that everyone else in the game gets hung as well. Just kidding. :p

British seamen are snooty! Oh wait, we learned that already.

Don't pay too much attention to Sao Feng, you won't be seeing him later.

Octopus tears. Poor Davy.

Jack Sparrow doesn't appear for a while in this, so this explains what happens after the really really really really big waterfall, they needed him to act more. (No, I'm not talking about the quotes from the theme park ride. Although that was cool.)

There are so many "OWNED" moments in this film... but that's kinda the requirement for every movie these days so what am I saying? One of the best ones was where Jack Sparrow kills himself. Okay okay okay it's just his imagination of him killing his clone. But maybe that's why it's awesome.

Rocks make good crabs, and crabs make good stuff to turn into. (They go even better down pants.)

I thought more about mafia when everyone pointed guns at each other after the rescue. I don't know why, I think I would have hanged all of them for being wishy washy.

It's nice that some of the CGed characters are actually portrayed by their actors a couple times during this.

Is it just me or did that French pirate look like Captain Hook?

You do know why Keith Richards is related to Jack in this, right? :)

The little dog with the keys survived the cannibal island from the end credits scene of the second movie.

Foooooooooor I am the pirate king! (Oh yes, you are the pirate king) And it is, it is, a glorious thing to be the pirate king! Ooooooooooh!

The only part that wasn't good was all the junk about Calypso. *yawn*

Pirate often deal with fighting another ship with a crew of undersea mutants

Did that one British guy eat the key or something? I don't know why Davy needed to stick his tentacles in(to) the guy's face.

Undead monkeys make good cannon ammo.

Death is fun to cheat! But sadly not everyone cheats it.

I chuckle a bit whenever the characters walk around/have romantic relationships when everything else is exploding, or everyone else is fighting. (That's a generic movie cliché but it happens here, of course) The former I know happens probably several times (I remember it mostly from the second movie, when Jack decided to go on a hat swapping spree at Tortuga), but the latter's location was just silly. There is another time though when the latter happens but they are participating in the fighting, and a former when you don't exactly get away. That one isn't talking about Jack. You can't kill Jack, or at least leave him dead.

Jack Sparrow appeared on a dinghy the first time we saw him in the first movie, and left on a dinghy when we see him for the last time in this one. This doesn't have to do with the plot.

ON THE PART AFTER THE CREDITS: Look, mom! Daddy's home!

Overall, the plot may be confusing, but there is too much awesome in this movie to go around. Like pirates are going to explain everything to you.

Happy Birthday to Me!

2007-05-08T01:39:50Z

It's my 15th birthday! That means you are obliged to give me presents.

Go on!

...

No treat bags for you. No treat bags for you for a year. (In which case, it will be my birthday again.)

Stick Figure Time 2!!!

2007-04-24T22:30:00Z

Also made with Pivot. Yay!

Stick Figure Time!!!

2007-04-23T21:21:28Z

This animation was made with Pivot Stickfigure Animator. Actually, I made it a while ago, but now it's up here in blogland. Yay!

Check tomorrow for another!

Mushroom Jokes 2!!

2007-04-08T16:24:23Z

Happy Easter, everyone!
Now onto the jokes!

~~~

What do you call a group of mushrooms in a concert hall?

A spore-chestra!

~~~

What is a fungus's favorite way to serve potatoes?

Mushed!

~~~

What is a fungus's favorite movie?

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Shroom!

Mushroom Jokes!

2007-04-07T21:59:54Z

What do you call a mushroom in battle?

A sporrior!

~~~

What do get when you cross a T-rex with a mushroom?

A dinospore!

~~~

What is a fungus's favorite Shakespearian play?

The Taming of the Shroom!

~~~

What do you call a 20-story tall mushroom?

A humongous fungus!

~~~

What do you call fungi that wave flashlights in movie theaters?

Mushers!

~~~

What did the fungus say to the sled dog team?

Mush!

PK vs. TOKYO

2007-04-06T22:31:12Z

Straight from Hamumu Chatroom.

[ 15:05:23 ] CapnKoops: Dang, Jamul still doesn't have my new avatar
up yet
[ 15:05:35 ] Rolandsez: A-Wha?
[ 15:05:41 ] CapnKoops: Avatarrrr
[ 15:05:51 ] Rolandsez: Oh, the one you but with PP?
[ 15:05:58 ] Krakenguy: Is it a pirate? :p
[ 15:06:06 ] Rolandsez: Is it a mafia?
[ 15:06:17 ] CapnKoops: Is it animal, vegetable, mineral, or other?
[ 15:06:36 ] Krakenguy: 8s
[ 15:06:40 ] Rolandsez: :p
[ 15:06:58 ] Krakenguy: 20 questions to guess what PK's avatarrr is
[ 15:07:01 ] Krakenguy: Is it an animal? :D
[ 15:07:19 ] CapnKoops: It is an animal
[ 15:07:35 ] Krakenguy: Is it a turtle?
[ 15:07:37 ] Rolandsez: Does it posess fur?
[ 15:07:45 ] CapnKoops: Yes to CG
[ 15:07:48 ] CapnKoops: No to Roland
[ 15:07:56 ] Krakenguy: *gasp*
[ 15:08:08 ] Rolandsez: Awww, there aren't any hairy turtles these day :(
[ 15:08:11 ] Krakenguy: Is it a normal purple-colored koopa?
[ 15:08:13 ] Krakenguy: :grin:
[ 15:08:16 ] CapnKoops: Fine, fine, here it is
[ 15:08:17 ] CapnKoops: (PK's note: I didn't actually post the picture, just a link to it. The picture is for the lazy.)
[ 15:08:38 ] Krakenguy: I thought PKs were 2-legged
[ 15:08:52 ] CapnKoops: That is a more realistic turtle
[ 15:08:53 ] Krakenguy: It's a lot harder to push a quadruped off a cliff :p
[ 15:08:54 ] CapnKoops: I guess
[ 15:09:03 ] Rolandsez: :p
[ 15:09:20 ] Krakenguy: The swirly thing coming off of the hat looks like
hair
[ 15:09:21 ] Krakenguy: :whistle:
[ 15:09:28 ] CapnKoops: I wish
[ 15:09:34 ] CapnKoops: That would be a good 'do
[ 15:09:35 ] Rolandsez: YAY! Hairy turtles!
[ 15:09:47 ] CapnKoops: But only if it isn't just that swirly cap part
[ 15:10:04 ] CapnKoops: Then the rest would be bald, and that's kinda
creepy just to have that one thing sticking out
[ 15:10:29 ] Krakenguy: :p
[ 15:10:33 ] Rolandsez: It's very nicely drawn
[ 15:11:07 ] Rolandsez: Don't you think?
[ 15:11:28 ] CapnKoops: It would be better bigger, but I don't want the
avatar on Hamumu to be massive
[ 15:11:42 ] CapnKoops: It would be so big it would start to attack
Tokyo
[ 15:11:44 ] CapnKoops: I mean Hamumu
[ 15:11:49 ] Rolandsez: :D
[ 15:11:56 ] CapnKoops: But I guess it could take on Tokyo afterwards
[ 15:12:14 ] CapnKoops: ATTACK OF THE CUTE PK
[ 15:12:25 ] Rolandsez: AAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!
[ 15:12:41 ] Rolandsez: ITS EATING MY TURTLE SOUP!
[ 15:13:06 ] CapnKoops: ''Do not waste time! Firing bullets at it!''
[ 15:13:19 ] CapnKoops: ''We must push it back to the sea where it
came from!''
[ 15:13:34 ] Krakenguy: 8s
[ 15:13:39 ] Rolandsez: So it will...
[ 15:13:43 ] Rolandsez: Erm...
[ 15:13:48 ] Rolandsez: Go to Britain!
[ 15:14:16 ] CapnKoops: I haven't heard of many rubber monster
movies that involve going to the Brits
[ 15:14:21 ] Rolandsez: BRB - For approximately 8 seconds
[ 15:14:29 ] CapnKoops: But I guess it is farther away from Australia
[ 15:14:35 ] Rolandsez: Back
[ 15:15:01 ] Rolandsez: *Moves to Antarctica*
[ 15:15:26 ] Rolandsez: *Puts on PurpleKooparka*
[ 15:15:38 ] Rolandsez: Hey, It's eating my shoulder...
[ 15:15:55 ] Rolandsez: And it only has one stamina!
[ 15:15:58 ] CapnKoops: ATTACK OF THE LIVING ARTIFACTS
[ 15:16:33 ] Rolandsez: *Puts on Coolguy Parka*
[ 15:16:34 ] Krakenguy: *Feeds giant PK a bowl of Kashi*
[ 15:16:53 ] CapnKoops: Don't eat my chicken wings!!!
[ 15:17:16 ] CapnKoops: He's just in the foreground, people
[ 15:17:28 ] Rolandsez: Mmm... Kashi...
[ 15:17:32 ] [ 31337 has entered ]
[ 15:17:37 ] Rolandsez: Haldo!
[ 15:17:38 ] 31337: Haldo :D
[ 15:17:41 ] CapnKoops: It's the culinary opposite of chicken wings
[ 15:17:45 ] 31337: Hmmm
[ 15:17:52 ] 31337: Fish sticks?
[ 15:18:13 ] CapnKoops: No, Kashi is the culinary opposite of chicken
wings
[ 15:18:18 ] Rolandsez: Fish sticks with cheese?
[ 15:18:21 ] 31337: Lol
[ 15:18:29 ] Krakenguy: No, KASHI
[ 15:18:31 ] 31337: Kashi is... unique in taste
[ 15:18:32 ] Rolandsez: Fish sticks Supreme With Cheese?
[ 15:18:33 ] Krakenguy: It's anti-chicken wings
[ 15:18:41 ] 31337: D'oh
[ 15:18:42 ] CapnKoops: We arrr discussing my new avatar (well, as
soon as Jamul uploads it)
[ 15:18:45 ] Krakenguy: The Homestar Runner Wiki says so :p
[ 15:18:58 ] 31337: EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!
[ 15:19:00 ] CapnKoops: And how it grow giant and attack Hamumu
[ 15:19:05 ] Rolandsez: And for some reason I lost my pirate accent
[ 15:19:06 ] CapnKoops: And THEN Tokyo
[ 15:19:09 ] 31337: EVERYBODY! Doo doo do dee do!
[ 15:19:23 ] Rolandsez: EXTRA EXTRA!! PK Attacks city!
[ 15:19:34 ] Rolandsez: And gets fed Kashi
[ 15:20:53 ] Rolandsez: Gotta... Get... Madcap Crystals...
[ 15:21:07 ] Rolandsez: So I'll sort-of be lurking
[ 15:22:23 ] 31337: I'll lurk to go to
[ 15:22:26 ] CapnKoops: And thus was the end of the giant PK avatar
[ 15:22:28 ] 31337: www.homestarrunner.com
[ 15:22:34 ] CapnKoops: Until the sequels came out
[ 15:23:03 ] CapnKoops: ~fin
[ 15:23:14 ] Rolandsez: What a lovely ending

A joke

2007-03-30T03:20:31Z

A pirate captain somehow got stuck in one of his ship's own cannons. Not knowing that the captain was in the cannon, and not a cannonball, the swabby blasted him off to an island. Luckily, the captain was not too far off from his ship, but the crew did not notice him. Noticing some trees on the island, he cut them down with his cutlass. He took some ropes out of his pocket, and tied the trees together into a raft. Hopping on the raft, he made his way toward the ship, and was found and hoisted up. He decided to also hoist up the trees and keep them as keepsakes.

One winter's voyage, the pirates had an infestation of squirrels on the ship! Apparently the squirrels had snuck onto their ship after another stop at an island. The pirates found that they were hiding inside the pirate captain's trees. The captain gave an order, and the pirates dunked the trees into the cold, cold water several times. Needless to say, the squirrels left.

What did the pirate captain say to the pirates?

"Shiver me timbers!"

Happy Pi Day!

2007-03-14T23:04:22Z

It's Pi Day! It's the third month of the year, on the fourteenth day of that month! That means the date is 3/14... and that it's Pi Day!
To celebrate, here is a picture!

You can also celebrate by jammin' out to this YTMND, or work on reciting pi with this website! Oh, and here's a joke. πr²? No, pie are round! Ha ha ha ha ha - I don't get it.

Mascot MADNESS

2007-03-09T00:03:47Z

Howdy, folks! PK's been sick for a couple of days but he's all better now! So that's where he's been! And here's where he was before that!
He was out Sunday being a church mascot! Now why on earth would they need a mascot if he's already a talkin' turtle? I don't know! But he did it anyway, which is true meaning of mascotness, even though he was sick beforehand! But he is all ready to do it next Sunday and he is back here too!
So howdy again!

Being a mascot is a ton of fun. I am a giant chameleon, although most confuse me with a gecko or frog. Actually, I am being a gecko mascot this year, but I am in the same costume! The kids still love me though. Aww.

Another Weird Dream

2007-02-24T17:44:51Z

I had another weird dream last night.

But I already explained it on Hamumu Chatroom so I'll copy it over.

NOTE: I took out the stuff that didn't apply to the conversation because Kingdom of Loathing had nothing to do with my dream.

[ 09:24:04 ] PurpleKoopa: I had the :weird:est dream last night
[ 09:24:42 ] Cloverguy: Yay, PK and WW are here
[ 09:24:52 ] PurpleKoopa: I was in this big snowy dome with several
floors
[ 09:25:06 ] PurpleKoopa: Somehow the snow was suspended to make
floors
[ 09:25:24 ] Cloverguy: Sounds like that Donkey Kong Racing Arena
[ 09:25:29 ] Cloverguy: It was in a snowy pyramid.
[ 09:25:36 ] Cloverguy: *Diddy Kong, not Donkey Kong
[ 09:25:37 ] PurpleKoopa: Well this is a dome
[ 09:25:45 ] Cloverguy: :whistle:
[ 09:26:25 ] PurpleKoopa: Standing apart from each other, there were 4
snowmen on each floor
[ 09:26:30 ] 7_of_Onions: :rolleyes:
[ 09:26:36 ] Cloverguy: :p
[ 09:26:59 ] PurpleKoopa: Oh, and there was also a big hole on each of
the floors with a lovely wind draft
[ 09:27:08 ] PurpleKoopa: Beats an elevator
[ 09:27:41 ] PurpleKoopa: So anyways, some other person and I went
around and switched all of the snowmen's hats with Yoshi masks
[ 09:27:46 ] 7_of_Onions: :rolleyes:
[ 09:27:54 ] PurpleKoopa: And then I ran into Jamul
[ 09:27:58 ] 7_of_Onions: 8s
[ 09:28:10 ] 13-Ghosties: Diddy Kong racing?
[ 09:28:15 ] 13-Ghosties: I've got that for ds. :D
[ 09:28:16 ] PurpleKoopa: We exchanged pleasantries until I referenced
something
[ 09:28:21 ] Cloverguy: Wind draft?
[ 09:28:23 ] Cloverguy: Sounds like Spyro
[ 09:28:36 ] PurpleKoopa: I don't play Spyro, I play Mario
[ 09:28:36 ] WackieWatty: :weird:
[ 09:28:43 ] PurpleKoopa: So then I went to go look up the reference
for Jamul
[ 09:28:44 ] Cloverguy: :whistle:
[ 09:28:50 ] Cloverguy: Spyro has wind drafts that blow you up.
[ 09:28:57 ] Cloverguy: Not explode 8s
[ 09:29:05 ] PurpleKoopa: But while I was gone, he switched all of the
Yoshi masks with Luigi caps
[ 09:29:11 ] 7_of_Onions: :rolleyes:
[ 09:29:28 ] PurpleKoopa: And then I started pelting them all with a
beam whip
[ 09:29:48 ] PurpleKoopa: That's when I woke up, and apparently the
beam whip sound effects was some bird outside my window
[ 09:30:02 ] Cloverguy: :weird:
[ 09:30:18 ] Cloverguy: The koopa is Mario-obsessed... surprisingly...
[ 09:30:44 ] PurpleKoopa: I am obsessed but only when he doesn't
jump on my head
[ 09:31:17 ] Cloverguy: You are obsessed when he hits you with
fireballs or one of your buddies shells, then
[ 09:31:54 ] 7_of_Onions: 8)
[ 09:32:01 ] PurpleKoopa: Pain is not obsessive!
[ 09:33:46 ] PurpleKoopa: At least not for me
[ 09:33:52 ] 7_of_Onions: 8s
[ 09:33:52 ] PurpleKoopa: But if you want to get bonked, go ahead
[ 09:34:11 ] PurpleKoopa: I can help with that
[ 09:34:30 ] Cloverguy: 8s

ANOTHER NOTE: The reason why everyone had luck based names is we had a luck mafia game going on at the time
My pirate mafia game is next :D

Wondrous Warp

2007-02-17T02:35:11Z

Occasionally I draw things that I feel can only be captured by a pencil. Sometimes when I'm bored (as you can tell by the notebook lines on this), sometimes intentionally. This is something I did today, and it's a slightly computery touched version of the drawing. I might put up more later, but for now, enjoy the intrinsic value nature of this drawing that I made when I should have been paying attention.

Yes.

a poem about pirates

2007-02-12T05:57:44Z

As soon as I posted my poem about ninjas, I knew I had to post my poem about pirates. Anyways, here is that fairly more recent ditty about pirates. It goes better with the mid file, since it's sort of a little melody. (I'm writing lots of little melodies, not really fleshed out and mostly single handed but I like 'em that way. Of course they will be better when I can get them on the computer and at least give them a little flesh... but still retain that little melody I love and not much else)

PIRATES

Pirates
They might be pirates
Pirates
They could be pirates

Pirates
They might be pirates!
If they say,
"Arr! Yarr!
Keelhaul!
Swabby, walk the plank!
Yo ho!"

(repeat ad nauseum)

a poem about ninjas

2007-02-12T05:46:36Z

I actually made this up a long time ago, but I thought I might share it now.

NIGHT TIME NINJA

Ninjas are fearless,
Ninjas are brave,
Since their suit goes over their face
They don't need to shave.

Ninjas are mighty,
Their foes run to their mamas.
But NOT when a ninja
Is still wearing pajamas!

Quick Comment

2007-01-29T05:55:51Z

Just a quick comment.

Some people say it's easy to get lost on Wikipedia. I say it's easy to get lost on the entire web in general. Amazingly, I find myself lost at all the same places. Has the forum updated yet? Is my watchlist updated? Did someone comment? Yada yada yada! Speaking as I often find myself lost in the same locations, that point of getting lost on the entire web may be null and void. Or maybe just null. Or void. (Why do we say it twice? Is a null without a void ineffective?)

On the plus side, my new scanner is off the ground - in printing. The details for scanning seem to be more complex, at least on this computer. *contemplates scanning it on other computer and sending pic to myself... nah!*

Net of Paint

2007-01-28T02:35:59Z

I just downloaded Paint.NET. It's pretty awesome! When I get my new scanner off the ground so I can get my new webcomic off the ground, I'll probably use it to make my pencil lines look nice and stuff. In the meantime, here is a test drawing of - uh, myself, really.

Not shabby for a first attempt, eh? And this was done in mouse, so I assume tracing over pencil lines will be easier.

2007

2007-01-02T23:56:59Z

It's 2007! Hooray! This year I am resolving to keep doing what I'm doing now! It's sooooo easy! It's almost like having no resolution! (1024x768 works fine for me.)

I just found out the problem to almost all computer problems.

Restart your computer.

Now to go finish projects which I haven't done yet. It's fine with me right now. I just hope it doesn't seem like a KAPOW when stuff starts again!!

Wii-hoo!

2006-12-28T04:11:12Z

Wii would like to play
Wii would like to dance
Wii would like to put a nunchuck
down your pants

Wii is big. It's crazy big. I got one. Everyone who got one likes to brag. Wii Sports is fun. Boxing is really fun. It's good to remove stress. When you're stressed, go punch a buffoon a couple times. It's fun! What else is fun is that now I can talk about it with other geeks on the other forum. Weeee-iiii!

Right now I'm waiting for Brawl and other stuff to come out. Sure, we did get lots of good stuff, but there's better stuff on the way!

In other news, I also got Yoshi's Island DS.

It's nowhere as good as the original, but it's okay.

A quiet, silent song

2006-12-25T01:54:33Z

Decemberween
Decemberween
You're fifty-five days
after Halloween

With bunnies running
for their lives
I wish this one
was super-sized

Decemberween
Decemberween
You're fifty-five days
after Halloween

What are you guys
talking about
Hey who the carp
let Strong Sad out

Decemberween
Decemberween
You're fifty-five days
after Halloween

I got all types
of crazy carp
I got Strong Bad
a Deep Imparp

Decemberween
Decemberween
Coach Z's been drinking
Listerine

Get Free Stuff From PK

2006-12-16T02:33:03Z

On the twelfth day of Christmas, PurpleKoopa sent to me...

Twelve silentkimblys drumming

Eleven didymus20x6s piping

Ten burnboxs a-leaping

Nine ducklegions dancing

Eight ninti_pis a-milking

Seven computers a-swimming

Six mythbusters a-drawing

Five ca-a-a-artoons

Four webcomics

Three sprite comics

Two video games

...and an internet in a acekirby.

Fun With Professor Paradox

2006-12-10T00:31:19Z

PROFESSOR PARADOX: Salutations, juveniles! I am Professor Paradox, and today I will thrill and astound you with a visual illusion!

What do you see here? Is this a cube? Or is it a floor and two walls?

How about this? This is much more complex. Which cube is in the front? Or are there not cubes at all? Rather, are what you seeing is another floor and some more walls? Or maybe the walls on the right are not walls, but another cube.

Or maybe it's just five parallelograms.

This has been another lesson with Professor Paradox! Farewell, fellow paradoxers!

It's The Donut Man!

2006-12-04T05:23:46Z

Here are the lyrics to some song I made up! No, I can't get anything of the tune or me singing it - yet.

It's the donut man!
Sells donuts if he can
He's got glazed and chocolate,
sprinkly, jelly
Put a donut
in your belly

It's the donut boy!
His donuts we all enjoy
He's got jelly, glazed and
chocolate, sprinkly
I'm pretty sure
his name is Binky

It's the donut guy!
He should make donut pie
He's got sprinkly, jelly,
glazed and chocolate
Put a donut
in your pocket

It's the donut dude!
His donuts are real good food
He's got chocolate, sprinkly,
jelly, and glazed
I think he's hoping
for a big raise

It's the donut man-boy-guy-duuuude!