Purple Koopa

11:19 am: More Dreams
Hi, here are two weird dreams. The first one I didn't have last night, I had it quite a while ago.

There was this big amphitheatre, and there were posted all around, advertising an event - are you ready for it? - a Strong Bad/Mickey Mouse/X-Men crossover children's show! Curious, I entered the amphitheatre, to find the event already taking place. Strong Bad was walking across the stage, singing an extended version of the "when email comes to town you know you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser" song... which quite surprised me, as the kiddies were singing along. However, then it was dark, and the X-Men jet soars across the sky! And that's when I woke up. That could've been so cool.

The next dream I will tell you about happened last night. I a church camp doing some mascoting, and then wearing mismatched clothes. Erm, that was a lot shorter. I think that one was more wishful thinking, because I had done some mascoting at Vacation Bible School this year, and it's fun! I did it last year as well.

09:14 pm: Ratatouille
I love Pixar films.

Anyone else catch the Bomb Voyage cameo?

08:28 pm: Hitchcock Films
Lately I've been getting into watching Alfred Hitchcock films. Wonderful work. So far, I've watched Vertigo, Dial M For Murder, Lifeboat, Strangers on a Train, and North by Northwest.


"I enjoy playing the audience like a piano."

10:22 pm: Pirates of the Caribbean 3: PK SORTA KINDA REVIEWS IT!
What, I haven't posted here in a while? Well, this will surely make up for it. Tonight I just finished watching Pirates of the Caribbean 3, and here is my... uh... comments on certain scenes that I found humorous. (Both the comments and the scenes.)

DANGER, WILL ROBINSON TURNER: I AM TRYING TO KEEP MY CLUES TO THE PLOT CRYPTIC BUT YOU WILL PROBABLY REALIZE WHAT THE PLOT IS WITH THE HELP OF THIS

BUT MOST OF MY COMMENTS ARE JUST SILLY

( Ye've been warned, landlubber. )

06:36 pm: Happy Birthday to Me!
It's my 15th birthday! That means you are obliged to give me presents.

Go on!

...

No treat bags for you. No treat bags for you for a year. (In which case, it will be my birthday again.)

03:22 pm: Stick Figure Time 2!!!
Also made with Pivot. Yay!

02:03 pm: Stick Figure Time!!!
This animation was made with Pivot Stickfigure Animator. Actually, I made it a while ago, but now it's up here in blogland. Yay!


Check tomorrow for another!

08:55 am: Mushroom Jokes 2!!
Happy Easter, everyone!
Now onto the jokes!

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What do you call a group of mushrooms in a concert hall?

A spore-chestra!

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What is a fungus's favorite way to serve potatoes?

Mushed!

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What is a fungus's favorite movie?

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Shroom!

02:48 pm: Mushroom Jokes!
What do you call a mushroom in battle?

A sporrior!

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What do get when you cross a T-rex with a mushroom?

A dinospore!

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What is a fungus's favorite Shakespearian play?

The Taming of the Shroom!

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What do you call a 20-story tall mushroom?

A humongous fungus!

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What do you call fungi that wave flashlights in movie theaters?

Mushers!

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What did the fungus say to the sled dog team?

Mush!

03:22 pm: PK vs. TOKYO
Straight from Hamumu Chatroom.

[ 15:05:23 ] CapnKoops: Dang, Jamul still doesn't have my new avatar 
up yet
[ 15:05:35 ] Rolandsez: A-Wha?
[ 15:05:41 ] CapnKoops: Avatarrrr
[ 15:05:51 ] Rolandsez: Oh, the one you but with PP?
[ 15:05:58 ] Krakenguy: Is it a pirate? :p
[ 15:06:06 ] Rolandsez: Is it a mafia?
[ 15:06:17 ] CapnKoops: Is it animal, vegetable, mineral, or other?
[ 15:06:36 ] Krakenguy: 8s
[ 15:06:40 ] Rolandsez: :p
[ 15:06:58 ] Krakenguy: 20 questions to guess what PK's avatarrr is
[ 15:07:01 ] Krakenguy: Is it an animal? :D
[ 15:07:19 ] CapnKoops: It is an animal
[ 15:07:35 ] Krakenguy: Is it a turtle?
[ 15:07:37 ] Rolandsez: Does it posess fur?
[ 15:07:45 ] CapnKoops: Yes to CG
[ 15:07:48 ] CapnKoops: No to Roland
[ 15:07:56 ] Krakenguy: *gasp*
[ 15:08:08 ] Rolandsez: Awww, there aren't any hairy turtles these day :(
[ 15:08:11 ] Krakenguy: Is it a normal purple-colored koopa?
[ 15:08:13 ] Krakenguy: :grin:
[ 15:08:16 ] CapnKoops: Fine, fine, here it is
[ 15:08:17 ] CapnKoops:  (PK's note: I didn't actually post the picture, just a link to it. The picture is for the lazy.)
[ 15:08:38 ] Krakenguy: I thought PKs were 2-legged
[ 15:08:52 ] CapnKoops: That is a more realistic turtle
[ 15:08:53 ] Krakenguy: It's a lot harder to push a quadruped off a cliff :p
[ 15:08:54 ] CapnKoops: I guess
[ 15:09:03 ] Rolandsez: :p
[ 15:09:20 ] Krakenguy: The swirly thing coming off of the hat looks like 
hair
[ 15:09:21 ] Krakenguy: :whistle:
[ 15:09:28 ] CapnKoops: I wish
[ 15:09:34 ] CapnKoops: That would be a good 'do
[ 15:09:35 ] Rolandsez: YAY! Hairy turtles!
[ 15:09:47 ] CapnKoops: But only if it isn't just that swirly cap part
[ 15:10:04 ] CapnKoops: Then the rest would be bald, and that's kinda 
creepy just to have that one thing sticking out
[ 15:10:29 ] Krakenguy: :p
[ 15:10:33 ] Rolandsez: It's very nicely drawn
[ 15:11:07 ] Rolandsez: Don't you think?
[ 15:11:28 ] CapnKoops: It would be better bigger, but I don't want the 
avatar on Hamumu to be massive
[ 15:11:42 ] CapnKoops: It would be so big it would start to attack 
Tokyo
[ 15:11:44 ] CapnKoops: I mean Hamumu
[ 15:11:49 ] Rolandsez: :D
[ 15:11:56 ] CapnKoops: But I guess it could take on Tokyo afterwards
[ 15:12:14 ] CapnKoops: ATTACK OF THE CUTE PK
[ 15:12:25 ] Rolandsez: AAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!
[ 15:12:41 ] Rolandsez: ITS EATING MY TURTLE SOUP!
[ 15:13:06 ] CapnKoops: ''Do not waste time! Firing bullets at it!''
[ 15:13:19 ] CapnKoops: ''We must push it back to the sea where it 
came from!''
[ 15:13:34 ] Krakenguy: 8s
[ 15:13:39 ] Rolandsez: So it will...
[ 15:13:43 ] Rolandsez: Erm...
[ 15:13:48 ] Rolandsez: Go to Britain!
[ 15:14:16 ] CapnKoops: I haven't heard of many rubber monster 
movies that involve going to the Brits
[ 15:14:21 ] Rolandsez: BRB - For approximately 8 seconds
[ 15:14:29 ] CapnKoops: But I guess it is farther away from Australia
[ 15:14:35 ] Rolandsez: Back
[ 15:15:01 ] Rolandsez: *Moves to Antarctica*
[ 15:15:26 ] Rolandsez: *Puts on PurpleKooparka*
[ 15:15:38 ] Rolandsez: Hey, It's eating my shoulder...
[ 15:15:55 ] Rolandsez: And it only has one stamina!
[ 15:15:58 ] CapnKoops: ATTACK OF THE LIVING ARTIFACTS
[ 15:16:33 ] Rolandsez: *Puts on Coolguy Parka*
[ 15:16:34 ] Krakenguy: *Feeds giant PK a bowl of Kashi*
[ 15:16:53 ] CapnKoops: Don't eat my chicken wings!!!
[ 15:17:16 ] CapnKoops: He's just in the foreground, people
[ 15:17:28 ] Rolandsez: Mmm... Kashi...
[ 15:17:32 ] [ 31337 has entered ]
[ 15:17:37 ] Rolandsez: Haldo!
[ 15:17:38 ] 31337: Haldo :D
[ 15:17:41 ] CapnKoops: It's the culinary opposite of chicken wings
[ 15:17:45 ] 31337: Hmmm
[ 15:17:52 ] 31337: Fish sticks?
[ 15:18:13 ] CapnKoops: No, Kashi is the culinary opposite of chicken 
wings
[ 15:18:18 ] Rolandsez: Fish sticks with cheese?
[ 15:18:21 ] 31337: Lol
[ 15:18:29 ] Krakenguy: No, KASHI
[ 15:18:31 ] 31337: Kashi is... unique in taste
[ 15:18:32 ] Rolandsez: Fish sticks Supreme With Cheese?
[ 15:18:33 ] Krakenguy: It's anti-chicken wings
[ 15:18:41 ] 31337: D'oh
[ 15:18:42 ] CapnKoops: We arrr discussing my new avatar (well, as 
soon as Jamul uploads it)
[ 15:18:45 ] Krakenguy: The Homestar Runner Wiki says so :p
[ 15:18:58 ] 31337: EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!
[ 15:19:00 ] CapnKoops: And how it grow giant and attack Hamumu
[ 15:19:05 ] Rolandsez: And for some reason I lost my pirate accent
[ 15:19:06 ] CapnKoops: And THEN Tokyo
[ 15:19:09 ] 31337: EVERYBODY! Doo doo do dee do!
[ 15:19:23 ] Rolandsez: EXTRA EXTRA!! PK Attacks city!
[ 15:19:34 ] Rolandsez: And gets fed Kashi
[ 15:20:53 ] Rolandsez: Gotta... Get... Madcap Crystals...
[ 15:21:07 ] Rolandsez: So I'll sort-of be lurking
[ 15:22:23 ] 31337: I'll lurk to go to
[ 15:22:26 ] CapnKoops: And thus was the end of the giant PK avatar
[ 15:22:28 ] 31337: www.homestarrunner.com
[ 15:22:34 ] CapnKoops: Until the sequels came out
[ 15:23:03 ] CapnKoops: ~fin
[ 15:23:14 ] Rolandsez: What a lovely ending

08:00 pm: A joke
A pirate captain somehow got stuck in one of his ship's own cannons. Not knowing that the captain was in the cannon, and not a cannonball, the swabby blasted him off to an island. Luckily, the captain was not too far off from his ship, but the crew did not notice him. Noticing some trees on the island, he cut them down with his cutlass. He took some ropes out of his pocket, and tied the trees together into a raft. Hopping on the raft, he made his way toward the ship, and was found and hoisted up. He decided to also hoist up the trees and keep them as keepsakes.

One winter's voyage, the pirates had an infestation of squirrels on the ship! Apparently the squirrels had snuck onto their ship after another stop at an island. The pirates found that they were hiding inside the pirate captain's trees. The captain gave an order, and the pirates dunked the trees into the cold, cold water several times. Needless to say, the squirrels left.

What did the pirate captain say to the pirates?

"Shiver me timbers!"

03:52 pm: Happy Pi Day!
It's Pi Day! It's the third month of the year, on the fourteenth day of that month! That means the date is 3/14... and that it's Pi Day!
To celebrate, here is a picture!

04:01 pm: Mascot MADNESS

Howdy, folks! PK's been sick for a couple of days but he's all better now! So that's where he's been! And here's where he was before that!
He was out Sunday being a church mascot! Now why on earth would they need a mascot if he's already a talkin' turtle? I don't know! But he did it anyway, which is true meaning of mascotness, even though he was sick beforehand! But he is all ready to do it next Sunday and he is back here too!
So howdy again!

Being a mascot is a ton of fun. I am a giant chameleon, although most confuse me with a gecko or frog. Actually, I am being a gecko mascot this year, but I am in the same costume! The kids still love me though. Aww.

09:16 am: Another Weird Dream
I had another weird dream last night.

But I already explained it on Hamumu Chatroom so I'll copy it over.

NOTE: I took out the stuff that didn't apply to the conversation because Kingdom of Loathing had nothing to do with my dream.

06:22 pm: Wondrous Warp
Occasionally I draw things that I feel can only be captured by a pencil. Sometimes when I'm bored (as you can tell by the notebook lines on this), sometimes intentionally. This is something I did today, and it's a slightly computery touched version of the drawing. I might put up more later, but for now, enjoy the intrinsic value nature of this drawing that I made when I should have been paying attention.




Yes.

09:49 pm: a poem about pirates
As soon as I posted my poem about ninjas, I knew I had to post my poem about pirates. Anyways, here is that fairly more recent ditty about pirates. It goes better with the mid file, since it's sort of a little melody. (I'm writing lots of little melodies, not really fleshed out and mostly single handed but I like 'em that way. Of course they will be better when I can get them on the computer and at least give them a little flesh... but still retain that little melody I love and not much else)

PIRATES

Pirates
They might be pirates
Pirates
They could be pirates

Pirates
They might be pirates!
If they say,
"Arr! Yarr!
Keelhaul!
Swabby, walk the plank!
Yo ho!"

(repeat ad nauseum)

09:37 pm: a poem about ninjas
I actually made this up a long time ago, but I thought I might share it now.

NIGHT TIME NINJA

Ninjas are fearless,
Ninjas are brave,
Since their suit goes over their face
They don't need to shave.

Ninjas are mighty,
Their foes run to their mamas.
But NOT when a ninja
Is still wearing pajamas!

09:50 pm: Quick Comment
 Just a quick comment.

Some people say it's easy to get lost on Wikipedia. I say it's easy to get lost on the entire web in general. Amazingly, I find myself lost at all the same places. Has the forum updated yet? Is my watchlist updated? Did someone comment? Yada yada yada! Speaking as I often find myself lost in the same locations, that point of getting lost on the entire web may be null and void. Or maybe just null. Or void. (Why do we say it twice? Is a null without a void ineffective?)

On the plus side, my new scanner is off the ground - in printing. The details for scanning seem to be more complex, at least on this computer. *contemplates scanning it on other computer and sending pic to myself... nah!*

06:31 pm: Net of Paint
I just downloaded Paint.NET. It's pretty awesome! When I get my new scanner off the ground so I can get my new webcomic off the ground, I'll probably use it to make my pencil lines look nice and stuff. In the meantime, here is a test drawing of - uh, myself, really.

03:50 pm: 2007
It's 2007! Hooray! This year I am resolving to keep doing what I'm doing now! It's sooooo easy! It's almost like having no resolution! (1024x768 works fine for me.)

I just found out the problem to almost all computer problems.

Restart your computer.

Now to go finish projects which I haven't done yet. It's fine with me right now. I just hope it doesn't seem like a KAPOW when stuff starts again!!